Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Moong Masoor ki dhuli daal ... Maa ke haathon se banaa aam ka achaar ,,,

I will miss a lot of things ...
I will miss a lot of people ...
What I will miss is ....
Maa ke haathon ki bani Dhuli moong aur dhuli masoor ki ek seetiwali daal ...
She taught me how to cook the best Punjabi food ...
The best of Chinese cuisine ....
Most of all I will miss her Aam ka achaar ...
She made the best food in the World ....
She taught me patiently ....
She would cook ..
I would watch....
A legacy passed onto the Grandchildren ...
So she lives on forever ...
In them lies her soul ...
In them is the true essence of the Family...
The legacy lives on ....
The Grandchildren and their achievements are many ....
Something you would be proud of ...
Every time they receive an award ....
A silent thank you goes out to you.

Swiss Alps it is ....

Yeah .... Am on wings of fire ....
Flying away to the land of watches ...
The land of fine chocolate ...
The land of milk, butter and cheese fondue.....
I am flying away to the Alps .....
A fine way to begin life afresh ....
Swiss Alps it is ....
Am in heaven ....
Dasvidaniya .... Yeah, yeah Russian  ...
But, what the heck ....
An expression it is ....
Time to pack and move forever.

One Way Road ....

The road winds and winds .....
A long, long way ....
With many bends ....
And potholes ....
With beautiful views ....
Roadside stalls ....
Wares to buy ....
But, a one way road ....
Just one destination .....
The end .....
The end is where it all began ....
That's where to go ....
Let aside the scenery ....
A long way to go ....
One way road ...
Winding uphill ....
Foggy view .....
Can't see another inch ahead ....
But, way to go ...
The driver an expert ....
Knows where to turn ....
When to turn ....
The passenger ...
The backseat navigator ....
Watches in silence .....
The way is one way ...
The silence conveys everything.


Monday, September 17, 2012

Lessons of life ....


Muqaddar ka Sikander ....


People just don't understand ...

Sad truth ..... But, a reality .....
People just don't understand ....
They have been struck off the roll ....
They don't exist in my life ...
They are history ....
By lamenting all the time ...
And, swooning to cheap songs from you tube ...
They are only making a fool out of themselves ....
Yucks ... I don't hobnob with people ...
Who belong to the lower strata of the society ....
Puhlease!.... Stop being such a wannabe ....
You are a vermin ...
And you shall always remain so ...
God or No God ....
Don't get the Supreme power in between ...
God is always with the truth ...
And, you know your lies very well ...
Don't bring the wrath of heaven upon yourself.

Understand .... your sins and that sinful chocolate is YOURS ONLY ....
I have no interest in HIM ....
I am interested in justice and justice only...
You know the sins ....
They have to be accounted for by HIM.

People! Uhhh .... Why don't they understand?

Weakness .... Is it?

The seven year itch ....

Enjoy while you can ......
Then once hubby dearest becomes the Government's guest ....
For seven years ....
You will get the Seven year itch ...
Then keep scratching yourself for seven years ....
Ooh, aah .... Ouch ....
Wondering .... Now what?
Wait and watch.
By the time he gets out ....
You will be more than 42 years old ...
Then dance to music ...
And, Romance  wildly ...
Till then keep your fingers crossed ...
This time what?

Oh! By the way has the family accepted the dark illegitimate child of yours?
She is as ugly as you are.

KEEP GUESSING...