Monday, September 17, 2012

Muqaddar ka Sikander ....


People just don't understand ...

Sad truth ..... But, a reality .....
People just don't understand ....
They have been struck off the roll ....
They don't exist in my life ...
They are history ....
By lamenting all the time ...
And, swooning to cheap songs from you tube ...
They are only making a fool out of themselves ....
Yucks ... I don't hobnob with people ...
Who belong to the lower strata of the society ....
Puhlease!.... Stop being such a wannabe ....
You are a vermin ...
And you shall always remain so ...
God or No God ....
Don't get the Supreme power in between ...
God is always with the truth ...
And, you know your lies very well ...
Don't bring the wrath of heaven upon yourself.

Understand .... your sins and that sinful chocolate is YOURS ONLY ....
I have no interest in HIM ....
I am interested in justice and justice only...
You know the sins ....
They have to be accounted for by HIM.

People! Uhhh .... Why don't they understand?

Weakness .... Is it?

The seven year itch ....

Enjoy while you can ......
Then once hubby dearest becomes the Government's guest ....
For seven years ....
You will get the Seven year itch ...
Then keep scratching yourself for seven years ....
Ooh, aah .... Ouch ....
Wondering .... Now what?
Wait and watch.
By the time he gets out ....
You will be more than 42 years old ...
Then dance to music ...
And, Romance  wildly ...
Till then keep your fingers crossed ...
This time what?

Oh! By the way has the family accepted the dark illegitimate child of yours?
She is as ugly as you are.

KEEP GUESSING...

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Old Photographs don't change REALITY ...

Old photographs  don't change REALITY ..
Post fresh ones .... If any ...
Don't live in a world of fantasy ....
It doesn't belong to you ....
Marriage is never between two people ....
It is between two families ...
And, your family doesn't come even an inch nearer to HIS.....
Face REALITY ...
You are HISTORY ....
A toy used and thrown ...
Of no use anymore ....
At the end .... Society matters ....
You don't belong to that society ...
You don't have class ...
You know your reality ....
Your dark REALITY ....
A black woman with a black illegitimate child ....
A roadside hustler ...
A pole dancer probably ....
Stick to the pole in a bar....
That is what belongs to you ...
And, that is your rightful place and ...
That of your illegitimate child.... Her FUTURE..... A POLE.

Rusks ... stickjaws .... fresh noodles....

Suddenly, am remembering all the food I had ...
The fresh noodles cooked to perfection ...
Poha made the chinese way....
Pitaji wali daal ...black masoor dal ...
The dalia he loved....
His shaving kit ....
The booklet he gave me .... still in my safekeeping ...
Of yesteryears ...
Of a family ....
The Garden of Eden ...
Sahestradhara ...
The Kadhi Chawal at the Shiv Temple on the way to Mussourie .....
Ellora's bakery at Rajpur Road ...
The Rusks and Stickjaws...
The Tibetan Monastry ...
The hailstorm in June ...
My son dancing in the rain in the lush green garden ....
Our vegetablewala ....
The neighbours...
The golden Oldies who visited ...
The swing in the porch ....
The way Thunder escorted every Tom, Dick and Harry into our home ...
The way Thunder chased the cows ...
The eunuchs who visited us ....
The singing sessions...
The breakfast, lunch and dinner rituals....
The evenings in the front garden ....
Tea time ritual in the early mornings with Rusks to accompany ...
The Old Grandma in law ...
A Ma in law ... stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea....
Her Ma in law and her daughter in law ....
Comedy when you remember ....
Stress when you empathise with her
Just everything ... Yet nothing.
A bygone era ...
A life well lived .....
Only memories to keep company ....
Maybe someday will tell my Grandchildren....
If I don't live  ...
The blogpost will tell them of a family they had.

Dasvidaniya ....

Phir milenge ... Bye for now ...
We really need to relook into this matter ..
We can't go on believing in a Utopia ....
A make believe world ...
There are realities to face....
Some real ones ...
That can affect the future too.
Know for sure ...
Matters of the heart remain always ...
But reality is reality ...
And, we need to face it.

Better late than never....
Prevention is better than cure.
Dasvidaniya for now ....
The world is round ...
Galileo proved it ....
So we may meet again ...
In better times ...
Maybe by that time you would be rid of......
The pest in your life.
Use every pest control method available ....
They are effective.

Dasvidaniya ...

EGGACTLY .....